MIKEY IS UPSET THAT I DON'T TALK ABOUT HIM ENOUGH IN MY BLOG. NOW, HE'S ALSO UPSET THAT I DON'T TALK ABOUT HIS BOYFRIEND JAY.

I told him that I only talk about people who tweak me, irritate me, make me think about my life, or otherwise .. that did not assuage him.

So, now, I've talked about him.