My sweet minx and I were chatting online, as we are wont to do, and I began to tell him the full story of Michael's visit last night. I then realized that I had not told that story here, and, rather than re-typing it, I thought I would merely transcribe same and reveal to everyone the Minx's special wit and magic.
DrDivo1: So, I had a man spend the night last night
The Minx: anyone i know?
DrDivo1: he's on gay.com ..
DrDivo1: his picture's on the blog
The Minx: ah
The Minx: i will investigate
DrDivo1: his name is michael
DrDivo1: a North Carolina boy
The Minx: whoo
The Minx: tasty
DrDivo1: he's powerful sexy
DrDivo1: I took him to dinner last night, and had n-o-t-h-i-n-g to talk to him about
DrDivo1: I think he was intimidated -
The Minx: by your vast intelligence
DrDivo1: anyway, he and I had planned the whole time that he would be spending the night (since he lives in Pasa-get-down-dena)
DrDivo1: and he fell asleep on the sofa nearly as soon as the movie started on the TV
The Minx: why do people live outstide the beltway it boggles my mind
DrDivo1: he's a.) living with an older gay man b.) in a totally crappy one bedroom apartment c.) doesn't have a job d.) isn't 'gay' e.) is a total hoot
DrDivo1: he and I talk on the phone for hours. When he got into the car and I took him to dinner, he got really shut down.
The Minx: sometimes it's a lot harder face to face
DrDivo1: anyway, after the movie ended, he bounded up off the sofa, ran into my bedroom, flopped down on the bed and said "this is where I'm sleeping, what about you?"
The Minx: how cute
DrDivo1: anyway, he wanted a massage. About ten minutes later, he was naked. W-O-O-F. Fuzzy from the hips to the ankles.
The Minx: looks like he's got a nice torso
DrDivo1: he does
DrDivo1: anyway, after I massaged him front and back (he never got erect, giving credence to the str8 assertion) he asked for a pair of shorts, and then crawled into bed. No snogging, but he was in constant body contact all night. This morning, he says 'you're great to sleep with."
The Minx: this new breed of man is truly strange
DrDivo1: he asked if he could move in
DrDivo1: well, he asked IF his room mate was still acting weird, could he "hang out with me for a few days"
DrDivo1: which is "new breed" speak for "can I move in?"
The Minx: i'm going to have to move in for a bit... it's aparently the thing to do
DrDivo1: (ROFL)
DrDivo1: anyway
DrDivo1: he was to come back over today, but he has again gone incommunicado
The Minx: definitely part of the new breed programming
DrDivo1: totally
DrDivo1: he's a hookah
DrDivo1: to men
DrDivo1: and bitches about it non-stop, because he says that men touching his body is annoying
The Minx: pulease
DrDivo1: however, he revealed last night (when he barricaded himself into the bed with pillows) that he first was living with/supported by a man when he was 18
DrDivo1: then, he ditched ALL the pillows
The Minx: and all his clothes!
DrDivo1: except for the black boxer briefs which he had donned
The Minx: ah
DrDivo1: then, he began to talk in his sleep and toss and turn all night, all the while making sure he was in constant body contact
The Minx: sounds like the man has issues
DrDivo1: I was just typing "he has issues"
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