I'm scheduled to go into town for a haircut, but I'm not feeling it. I need to clean the house, move some computer equipment around, clean the car, and work on a client's book keeping. I have to finish working on my sermon for tomorrow. And scoop the poo up in the yard.
I thought we were going to have a sunny day today; it seems not to be the case.
Do you know what would have happened if there had been Three Wise Women instead of Three Wise Men?
They would have asked directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, brought practical gifts and there would be Peace On Earth.
BUT READ ON . . . . .
Cute, but do you know what would have happened if there had been Three Gay Wise Men?
They would have done a fabulous parade towards the big "B" in full auburn/gold sequined gowns to match the low "Star of Bethlehem" lighting, arrived early, helped deliver the baby AND dressed it up in a gorgeous buttercream-colored 100% cotton throw, cleaned the stable AND redecorated it in a "western" theme to match the animals.
The Three Gay Wise Men would not have made a casserole but a flawless entree of chilean sea bass
dusted in cocoa powder with guatemalan mangoes in a light chutney mix, mashed potatoes with a light cream fennel sauce and anjou pears with yogurt cream cheese and Grand Marnier swirls, topped off with a caff/half caff cappuccino con panna.
The practical gifts would have included items from the new Martha Stewart Living collection.
Peace? How can you have peace when the entire night just screams for a drag number?
I'm making dinner for the troika. Divo-ghetti, which I've only properly prepared once since moving into this house - mostly because there was no stove until October.
Holy schmoly! After dinner, John moved his enormous HD TV downstairs, and we're watching "Superman Returns" on it. WOW. It's amazing.
Of course, my perfectly balanced Dolby surround system makes it that much better.
How fun is this?
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