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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

If you're circulating that schlock about Obama

That schlock specifically that Obama isn't patriotic, here are some points for you to consider, courtesy of Bill in Portland Maine, whom I think is so awesome that I give him money every month to keep writing.

Bill's words:

Cheers and Jeers: Tuesday
by Bill in Portland Maine
Tue Feb 26, 2008 at 04:51:51 AM PST

From the GREAT STATE OF MAINE...

Poll questions CNN should ask next

Sunday the Most Trusted Name in News asked on its homepage: "Does Barack Obama show the proper patriotism for someone who wants to be president of the United States?"

Here are some other poll questions they should ask:

When George W. Bush puts his hand over his stomach during the national anthem, he seems to be signaling that America is a piece of chewed-up food headed straight for the crapper. Is this proper patriotism?
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Mike Huckabee says the Constitution needs to be amended to reflect God's standards, including, we assume, stonings for adultery. Is this proper patriotism?
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John McCain says we should stay in Iraq for a thousand years "as long as Americans are not being injured or harmed or wounded or killed," even though anyone with a pulse knows that Americans (not to mention innocent Iraqis) are still being wounded and killed over there every day and will continue to be killed and wounded for as long as we're there. Does McCain show the proper patriotism by advocating this kind of head-in-the-sand foreign policy?
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When a Republican politician wears an American flag pin on their lapel that was made in Communist China, does this show the proper patriotism?
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When President Bush says "we do not torture," and we find out that we really do torture, is this proper patriotism?
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When Republicans try to scare Americans half to death by lying about the ramifications of the expiration of the "Protect America Act," is this proper patriotism?
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When the White House guts the Fourth Amendment by enlisting the phone companies to abet the most blatant and illegal form of warrantless eavesdropping and then demanding retroactive immunity for them, is this proper patriotism?
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When the vice president tells a senior United States senator to "Go fuck yourself" on the Senate floor, is this proper patriotism?
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When a United States senator grabs a microphone and calls a brown-skinned American citizen "Macaca," and a crowd of his Republican supporters laughs and applauds, is this proper patriotism?
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When one of the most prominent Republican lobbyists working in Washington says the United States government should be "drowned in the bathtub," is this proper patriotism?

Gosh, I could come up with these all day long. Take the poll.

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Monday, February 25, 2008

Peak oil news round up



A fun peak oil news round up.

Had some fun this weekend - Friday night went to see the Carmina Burana at Houston Symphony, which was great - probably the best thing I've ever seen at Houston Symphony. Saturday I hung out with Bram, had the new sofa/love seat delivered, then went to see Joe Rogan with the str8 man I'm hopelessly in love with. Yesterday was all church, and then had a handyman over to put together my new garage shelves and plan out my courtyard remodel.

Pictures!!







Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Tuesday that felt like Monday

Urgh. So much silliness and stupidity to deal with today, but I seem to have made some accomplishment.

Finally watched "The Messenger" tonight. Cleaned the kitchen a few minutes ago, read some stuff, read about Obama's winning Wisconsin in a BIG way, now I think it's time to hit the sack.

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Okay, so I can now tell you a few things

that distinguish this city (a Beta world city) from a Gamma world city:

* The Embarcadero has been transformed into an incredible, livable, gorgeous collection of parks, base ball stadium, restaurants, street cars and public art, all looking out over the Bay
* There is a paucity of franchised food here
* Things away from industrial areas are VERY clean
* There seem to not be police cars every twenty feet, and people seem to feel confident
* Everything in developed areas seems to be well kept
* There is a paucity of big box retailers, and almost no acreage dedicated to parking lots
* There is evidence of further enormous growth, which is laid out in a manner designed to increase walking and interplay, and reduce driving

And that's just in two days of not really having had the time to look around.

I'm already packed up to go home; my flight is in three hours.

Later, I'll deliver my impressions of the Gay VN awards show here, what it's like to consistently find amazing food in little nooks and crannies, and why the new BMW 330i is amazing.

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Greetings from a Gamma World city

I flew to San Francisco last night to work with one loan client (for sure,) and possibly/probably two. What's the difference between this and Houston? Beats me. Houston's a Gamma World City. San Fran beats us by three points, but that WAS nine years ago. Maybe we've caught up a bit.

Flight here yesterday was .. about what yo'ud expect. Every seat filled. 31" seat pitch; the diminutive Asian man in front of me reclined his seat all the way back, and the man sitting next to me didn't just take over the armrest, he was trying to take over my seat. Left late, arrived on time (you just HAVE to love Continental about that.) They fed us on the airplane - not a meal that one would rave over, but .. they fed us on the plane. Flight attendants were all pleasant, and worked the aisle for the entire flight. I worked my iPod for the very first time, and played FreeCell on the new in flight entertainment system for two hours, which was a hoot.

Saw this as I drank my second cup o'joe this morning -

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It's awesome. I want to get a big supply and pass them out.

Yesterday, I only saw the campaign buttons and stickers for a single presidential candidate - Obama.

This is an interesting weekend - there is urgency, but also languidness interposed for a very surreal experience.

In a few minutes, we go on a quickie tour of SF commercial space, and then to the office to do some writing.

Monday, February 04, 2008

What a difference a piece of paper makes

So, I've been living in my house nearly a full year now. Since moving (back) in, my bedroom window has been rattling like crazy because of the traffic passing by on Briar Forest, which never used to be as bad as it is now.

The window is, of course, 37 year old, and was cheap in 1970. Over time, its mechanism has failed, and it doesn't fit nor lock in its frame very well.

Anyway, the other morning, I was kept in a semi-REM state most of the night and awakened at 5:30 a.m. by trucks rumbling by which caused the window to rattle violently. I arose in a crappy mood (which has been happening a lot lately,) and was suddenly struck with an inspiration to fold a piece of copy paper into an origami wedge to go between the window frame and the window itself.

Jammed into place, my creation muted the window's shaking, but didn't eliminate it. So, I then folded a matchbook cover and jammed it in between the origami wedge and the window frame.

Voila! Peace!

I've actually been sleeping much better; I can live with the rumble of traffic, but the death throes of the old window were preventing me from sleeping.

Thursday, January 31, 2008

I joined the 1990s!



Some ten years ago, I was flying to visit my aunt in Charlevoix, and boarded a Northwest flight to Detroit - on a Continental flight number, of course. Being the hedonist I am, I had wrangled an upgrade and sat next a high school junior who was the most gracious, smartest, delightful person I had met in eons. He had with him a Sony MP3 player, which he demonstrated for me. He had bought it while an exchange student in Japan.

I didn't see his enthusiasm in the player, but it was very interesting from the "wow, that's cool" factor. He and I stayed in touch, somehow. I mentored him in Freshman English, which was quite an experience. His professor was somehow impressed with my technique. His written English dramatically improved (although he still can't spell worth a flip.) He gave the commencement address for his college graduating class, and sent me his speech before he gave it. I couldn't change a word of it - it was so authentic, so thoughtful, so well said that any editing would have taken away from it.

He stayed with me two summers ago when he was interning at a Houston oil company. His blog chronicles his self-guided trip around the world, through the Pacific Northwest and his conscious engagement of people as they occur in the world. He's magnificent.

And now, today, I have an MP3 player.

Months back, Guy told me I could download podcasts on iTunes. Well, I had a dusty, unused iTunes account, and they were very glad to have me back. And, lo - do they have podcasts!! Holy cow! I started loading up my hard drive with stuff that needed listening to. And, the notion that I'd benefit by having an iPod crept into my noggin.

Brian says that I should get a non-Apple MP3 player. His suggestions were very, very good ones, and when he speaks I sit up and pay attention. Guy, being the Apple man that he is, recommended the iPod, along with a new iMac and iPhone.

I looked at 'em. I shopped. I actually went to a RADIO SHACK to look at them in person. I thought about bargain basement-ing the issue, and looked at them on Craigslist.

Two years ago, when I was living in the big house (the Castle Warwickshire, not the Big House like TDCJ) I had looked at what was then a very cool iPod, the U2 version. I kind of put into mind that was the one for me.

Just like I did back in 2004 when I saw the Bonneville GXP - all cleaned up, Northstarred, and looking slick. Just over a year ago, I got the Bonnie, and today I bought the iPod. Reconditioned, with a longer warranty.

It's gorgeous. It FEELS luxurious - the texture and heft of it feels like fine art or jewelry. The other MP3 (lesser brand) players all felt plasticky, like an old Walkman or something. The software setup was so smooth, and so slick that now I'm convinced that the right computer choice for me this summer is, in fact, an Apple.

I'm buried in my Sprint contract until 2009, though.

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Sunny (and chilly) Hump Day


Mysterious Traveler Entrances Town With Utopian Vision Of The Future

I haven't blogged much about myself lately, so there's a lot to plop down on the "page" as it were, and I'll try to make it as organized as I can.

First, some economic commentary - I'm working from home today to complete my January 2008 newsletter, which should be a doozey. One of the things that I'm going to talk about is the lack of collective memory that plagues our nation's populace, and our ability to refuse to look at things that are important.

Here's one thing that's very important, and that EVERYONE is ignoring:



I keep hearing rumors that a major bank in the US with a presence nearly everywhere already has negative capital and is about to be "merged" into one of the largest banks in the country.

If you'd like a copy of my newsletter, click below and complete the request form.












For Email Marketing you can trust



I haven't talked about cars in a long while. With David and Guy, I attended the 25th Houston Auto Show last weekend (which means that I've attended all twenty-five - I moved here in August 1981, and went to the first Houston Auto Show weeks later.)

I only saw one car that turned me on; the $90,000 Audi A8. Of course, I'm still massively happy with the Red Rocket, so that isn't much of a downer that it's a no go at the Auto Show for me.

The Cadillac Platinum package is awesome - inlaid olive wood on the dash and doors, really gorgeous leather, upgraded carpeting, full chrome grill, beautiful door sills, and a little badge on the rear deck that says "I'm really bad at math." $7500 for all of this trim, and it's likely to be worth maybe a thou after the first year's ownership.

The Cadillac CTS Coupe isn't going to be out until 2010; plenty of time to generate fondness for something else, but it sure gets my attention.

And, the only untitled VW Phaeton W12 four seat in North America is still for sale. They're still asking sticker for it. That gave me something to fantasize about last night.

But, since I have other, prior financial goals (like hunkering down for the future) it seems that this would be a good route for me to pursue to keep up my interest in the Red Rocket.

It's sunny as all get out today, and the light is streaming in through the front windows. I'm enjoying the (relative) peace, inasmuch as the traffic going by on the main street (I'm in a corner house) is very loud and steady. Every few minutes, a heavy over the road truck goes by at faster than the speed limit, and the whole house shakes.

I've got laundry going, and I'm working on constructing my newsletter, while keeping the forward momentum going at the office without having to engage in the busy environment there.

Monday, January 28, 2008

NEWEST AMERICAN BUMPER STICKERS

And my own favourite seen at the Hollywood Trader Joe's parking lot --

Frodo failed. Bush has the ring.



1) (On an infant's shirt): Already smarter than Bush

2) 1/20/09: End of an Error !!

3) That's OK - I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway

4) If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran

5) Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber.

6) You Can't Be Pro-War and Pro-Life at the Same Time

7) Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet?

8) If You Can Read This, You're Not Our President

9) Of Course It Hurts: You're Getting Screwed by an Elephant

10) Which God Do You Kill For?

11) George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to Fight

12) America : One Nation Under Surveillance

13) They Call Him "W" So He Can Spell It

14) Who Would Jesus Torture?

15) When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46 a gallon

16) Jail to the Chief

17) No, Seriously, Why did we Invade Iraq?

18) Bush: God's Way of Proving Intelligent Design is Full of Crap

19) Right!, like Jesus Would Own a Gun and Vote Republican!

20) We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language

21) We're Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them

22) Bush Doesn't Care About White People, Either

23) Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Hand basket?

24) Rich Man's War, Poor Man's Blood

25) Is It Vietnam Yet ?

26) The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century

27) You Elected Him. You Deserve Him.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

January newsletter

Before we get started, I'd like to have you read this article about how bad our national debt is, and how it has to be a principal issue in our politics.

The big picture -
Or, meltdowns explained


The other day, I was visiting my favorite title ladies, and the question was posed "Is this whole mess really about sub-prime loans?"

The substance of the question was, is it that loans were made to people who aren't creditworthy, and those people are all defaulting?


The answer is yes and no. Yes, the tipping point was the sub-prime loans. No, it's not that the sub-prime borrowers are defaulting, causing everyone headaches. Not that you'd have any other impression if you took your news from CNN or the papers.

I'm going to give you the down and dirty, and link you to all of the resources that give the information in more full detail. These articles I'm linking you out to are very detailed, and provide excellent information, and I really recommend that you read them if you'd like a greater sense of what's going on. My explanation is likely to be slightly off in some detail, how specific instruments work, but this is a big picture explanation. I'm a generalist, so don't expect the precision that people more expert than I would give you. However, this is probably the only place you can get the big picture explained in a way that a non-expert cannot do.

If you want to know who brought about this mess, point your finger of blame at:

* The Federal Reserve Board of Governors
* The Federal Reserve Board of Governors
* Policy makers at big banks
* The Banking Commissioner
* The Banking Commissioner
* People's beliefs that what's going up will continue to go up

Bubble, Bubble, Toil and Trouble -


Bubbles are not new as economic phenomenon. In fact, the components of bubble making are so well known that they could easily be predicted in advance, thus warning off the smart ones (the Warren Buffets, for instance) and allowing one to watch the glazed eyed lemmings march lockstep over the cliff who can't distinguish the clear signs.

The most recent bubble? Tech stocks during the 1990s. The earliest? Tulip bulbs in the 16th century. The next one? Probably "green" energy.

The components are: relaxed or non-existent government regulation, cheap financing, and media noise promoting the subject as "the next thing."

In our housing bubble, we had -

* A reduction of interest rates to incent the economy during the tech stock bubble

* A relaxation of banking regulations that allowed banks to contribute more of their capital to non-bank operations, and to lend in riskier markets

* A further, sharp reduction of interest rates to boost the economy during 2001 and the post 9/11 economy

* Existing housing price pressure in many markets

* The ability of speculators to borrow all or substantially all of the money necessary to participate in a real estate market returning more than 10% per year at interest rates below 6%

* Further relaxation of banking and lending restrictions, and the blocking of state based lending restrictions by the Banking Commissioner

* "pop!"

The money generated to lend was created by new financial instruments, asset backed securities. Some six years ago, I was telling people who'd listen that the big banks would realize that they were leaving money on the table by allowing Fannie Mae to package up residential mortgage loans, and issue the securities backing them up.

And, it seems, they (the big banks) were ahead of me.

These securities didn't have any rating history, and the issuers used "monocline rating agencies" to "borrow" a credit risk grade. Basically, the paid to have a rating agency bless their financial instruments, and then sold them as investment grade instruments.

The ratings agencies, however, oversubscribed themselves. This meant that the ratings agencies committed their credit worthiness to far more debt instruments than their capital would support. When the default rate began to press on the ratings agencies' capital structure, their credit ratings nearly immediately dropped into the basement.

And, what that means is that all of the fund managers who subscribed to these securities have to review their rules for whether and how much junk rated assets they can hold, and dozens if not hundreds of pension funds, are now selling these asset backed securities as quickly as possible - into a market that doesn't want them anymore.

The banks that originated these debt instruments have different contractual agreements with the purchasers than does Fannie Mae on their debt instruments. If Fannie Mae packages up a few hundred million into an asset backed security, they retain ownership of the mortgage notes - the bond holders only have the mortgage pool as SECURITY for repayment. If a loan in the pool goes bad, Fannie Mae is still the owner of that loan, and they can enforce their rights under that contract.

These lenders who sold asset backed securities actually transferred ownership of the notes (as I understand it; I'm willing to be wrong about the form here) to the investors. So you may have $100 Million of mortgage notes purchased by a number of investors. Which investor owns which specific note? No one knows. When a given number of loans in the pool goes bad (more than 90 days delinquent) the ENTIRE PACKAGE can be forced back on the issuer.

This has been happening to a number of the very large lending institutions in these United States - they've had hundreds of millions, if not billions of dollars of loans that they've been required to repurchase.

Between the credit rating on the packages they hold a portion of being written down to junk status, and being forced to buy back packages that are characterized as "non-performing," AND that some of the loans are indeed defaulting (and that number is rising) - the banks are taking huge write downs against profits. Write downs that are, in fact, so large, that they are causing some of the major banks to have negative equity and difficulty lending new money.

The real estate side of things -


Hyperinflation is the result when you have speculators trying to jump in on appreciating values - usually speculators with knowledge gleaned only from the media's hype on the market. Speculators coming in on the front of the value curve are able to quickly flip out of the upward-bound market and their extraordinary profits give others strong incentive to "get in."

For six or more years, we were able to avoid ARM rate re-sets, avoid that the borrowers' debt picture got worse, and avoid that they couldn't pay their taxes by refinancing every two years. In Houston, we have not been able to do that for a number of years, because our property appreciation has only kept pace with inflation - a realistic and sustainable growth. However, in hyper-inflating markets, these transactions kept investors from having to make real payments and credit challenged borrowers from having to face the music of their financial picture by allowing people to LIVE on equity appreciation.

Just yesterday, I was talking with a client about her brother - who bought twenty-two properties in Florida - flipped several making better than $20,000 per unit - and is now stuck with eleven units that he's not done rehabilitating - and now owes/has invested more than the properties are worth.

My client is buying multi-unit properties in Houston, and calculates her price based on future rent value less rehab costs = purchase value. In other words, she's looking for properties to cash flow, not appreciate. Her brother says she's nuts.
What do you think?

Crystallizing the ball -

Here in Houston, there are very few pockets where we've had unreasonable appreciation:

* High rise condos, mostly marketed to out of state investors (running, lemming-like to the sea)

* Newly built neighborhoods that are not substantially complete

* Midtown townhouses

These markets have ALREADY corrected or started to correct. Rents in Houston are pushing up quickly, and that will provide upward pressure on housing prices. The economy in Houston is poised to continue to grow strongly, and adding jobs will add more upward housing pressure.

Right now, we're experiencing a slowdown because people THINK that there is a slowdown and that prices should be falling. They heard it on CNN!

Going forward, there will be TREMENDOUS pick up opportunities in Florida, parts of California, and Michigan - but wait until near the end of the year. Use good math skills to forecast ROI based on local rent values. Don't accept anything you've heard from the corporate media as being true without researching it fully.

In the stock market, all our media focuses on is who's losing money. We also have to remember what my dad always said "Buy low, sell high." These mortgage backed securities are now trading around junk value - that is a TREMENDOUS opportunity for people who have the financial strength and fortitude to buy in when the price is right. There are dozens of blue chip companies that have depressed stock prices right now, but DO YOUR RESEARCH. Don't just take someone's word for it, especially if they're in it for a commission.

The Finale -

Okay, I've loaded you down with a bunch of information, but it's information that people need to be aware of. It's not the mortgage brokers who caused this - it's those with far better information, and far more at stake than the mortgage brokers.

Mortgage brokers only sold what products were offered for them to sell - some of them did engage in fraud, or failed to catch on to what was happening. As with any large, engineered marketplace, the rules were not made by the little guys. They were made by the big guys who profited on these transactions in huge ways, and are now better able to weather the downturn than are the mortgage brokers, most of whom have left the business.

Whenever you're looking to figure out why something's happening, always FIRST look for who benefits. In this instance, the big bankers, their institutional stockholders, the ratings agencies, and the investment banks made hundreds upon hundreds of millions selling these financial products and lending out the money. The mortgage brokers and realtors made, each of them, thousands and thousands. Who was in control here? And who is better positioned to shift the focus of blame to people who are unable to resist accepting the blame?

The blame focused on realtors and mortgage brokers is transactional in nature - individual cases of fraud and mis-dealing. The focus on the bigger fish is systemic - manipulating markets, stock prices, credit ratings, public reports, and program.

Meaning, the big banks and the Fed played the fiddle, we all just got up and danced the tune.

Prophetic indeed

You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Mr. Beale, and I won’t have it, is that clear?! You think you have merely stopped a business deal - that is not the case! The Arabs have taken billions of dollars out of this country, And now they must put it back. It is ebb and flow, tidal gravity, it is ecological balance! You are an old man who thinks in terms of nations and peoples.

There are no nations! There are no peoples! There are no Russians. There are no Arabs! There are no third worlds! There is no West! There is only one holistic system of systems, one vast and immune, interwoven, interacting, multi-variate, multi-national dominion of dollars! Petro-dollars, electro-dollars, multi-dollars! Reichmarks, rubles, yen, pounds and shekels! It is the international system of currency that determines the totality of life on this planet! That is the natural order of things today!

You get up on your little twenty-one inch screen, and howl about America and democracy. There is no America. There is no democracy. There is only IBM and ITT and A T and T and Dupont, Dow, Union Carbide and Exxon. Those are the nations of the world today. We no longer live in a world of nations and ideologies, Mr. Beale.


And if you're trying to follow this model:

I don’t have to tell you things are bad. It’s a depression. Everybody’s out of work or scared of losing their job, the dollar buys a nickel’s worth, banks are going bust. We know the air’s unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit and watch our tee-vees while some local newscaster tells us today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that’s the way it’s supposed to be. So we don’t go out any more. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we live in gets smaller, and all we ask is please, at least leave us alone in our own living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my tee-vee and my hair-dryer and my steel-belted radials, and I won’t say anything.


It's not necessarily going to work out for you.

Quotes from "Network," 1976- written by Paddy Chayefsky

Monday, January 21, 2008

I thought I was the ONLY one ..

No, seriously - I don't hear any other gay homosexual fag person making these points (which I have highlighted to make it easier on your noggin.)

Cross-posted from Pam's House Blend:

Every year around this time, Americans come together to celebrate the life and times of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. And every year around this time, I am overwhelmed people citing that one speech he made in 1963.

You know the speech

What I want to know is why do people want to define Dr. King by that one speech? And why do they always do this while forgetting the fact that if it weren't for the sacrifices of a dedicated OPENLY GAY BLACK MALE (now there is a phrase you hardly ever see), the speech probably wouldn't have even taken place.

And I have had enough. In fact, I hate that speech.

Here in South Carolina, we have a march to the state capital every year where we hear speeches from various public officials.

I didn't go this year. I really didn't want to go mainly because if I hear the call and response of "Fired up! Ready to go" one more time, I am liable to make a detour from the march to nearest mental hospital. Or some other place where I can render myself deaf.

This holiday gets on my nerves. More to the point, I cannot stand how we have simplified King and the effect he had on American society.

I cannot stand the fact that one of the greatest leaders of the 20th century has been whittled down to a single simplistic speech that does not even begin to scratch the surface of the complexities behind the man.

King was more than a reverend. He was more than a speaker. The man was a visionary who was just coming into his own just before he was assassinated.

So in what should be the true spirit of this holiday, let me do something different.

For you see, I too have dreams. And while they may not be rooted in the American Dream, they are rooted in the single universal dream that people will one day stop wasting time bullshitting and get down to the downs that's keeping us all down.

I have a dream

that when I open a gay-themed magazine, I will not be told how much I should fight for lgbt rights while at the same time be made to feel less than substantial just because I can't afford some ridiculous doodad like a $300 crocodile leather case for my "ipod."

I have a dream

that the Advocate magazine can get through one year without putting the following on the cover - Melissa Etheridge, Ellen DeGeneres, Lance Bass, Tammy Lynn Sigler, or some "hot"white guy who happens to be straight.

I have a dream

that BET will no longer show the following movies: Soul Plane, Next Friday, Menace II Society, Baby Boy, Leprechaun N Da Hood II

I have a dream

that the media stops paying attention to Britney Spears and her mother takes the guise of a stereotypical black mother and slap some sense into the child.

I have a dream

that our gay children stop emulating and worshipping the next ingenue coming down the pike.

I have a dream

that we get to November 2008 as quickly as possible and elect someone who can begin to start undoing the damage.

I have a dream

that people start recognizing just how overrated and preachy South Park is and pay attention to the Boondocks, a much better program.

I have a dream

that people stop carrying whether or not Clay Aiken is gay

I have a dream

that it will be discovered that more conservative Republicans have out-of-wedlock black daughters.

Finally, I have a dream

that people will pick up a book about Dr. King and read about just how complex the civil rights movement was. Stop simplifying Dr. King. In fact, stop simplifying period. Use your damned brains for once.

Saturday, January 19, 2008

What is the view of how Christians should cast their votes? Well, you may be surprised what some very well qualified Christians think.

MSNBC says 58% of SC GOP primary voters ID'd themselves as evangelicals.

So, at 3:30 this morning, I awake to hear "drip, drip, drip" in my bedroom. We'd been having a very heavy, steady rain since around 10:00 p.m. I lay there a few minutes, and thought .. this is not good (as in, I won't be able to go back to sleep with this dripping.)

Hell, I can hear the water running in the BOYS' bathroom and it would wake me up.

So, up out of bed (and it was COLD outside of the covers) and on with the lights. Now, the deficiencies of indirect lighting (required by the Homosexual Agenda) manifest themselves, as my enfeebled night vision is unable to make out from just where the water is coming. I can see that it's streaming down the brick (outside) wall from behind my new Continental travel poster.

Immediately, I prioritize - one, the dripping sound must STOP. Two, the newly framed Continental travel poster MUST not be damaged. Three, more sleep is required!

I spring into action. The Continental travel poster is removed from the wall to reveal .. nothing. No weeping picture hanger holes in the brick resembling a weeping Virgin Mary, so no new revenue opportunities have manifested themselves. The travel poster is leaned up against the armoire, and I walk to the bathroom to retrieve a bath towel from the back of the tub stall.

Not one of the lovely creme microfiber towels, of course, but a dark green one for guests.

Said towel goes into the corner, pressed up into the corner until the sound of dripping water ceases.

This has the secondary benefit of preventing water soaking into the carpet and padding.

My primary goals met, I return to bed.

The rain continues to drench the window and the courtyard above my headboard. I begin to reflect upon what must be going on above me on the flat roofed portion of the house, and that there surely is a lot of water up there pooling on the roof. Rather than reflect further on the notion of soaking wet sheet rock and ceilings falling into my bedroom sanctuary, I move into direct (albiet recumbent) action. I engage in a spiritual mind treatment to a.) have the rain come to an end, and b.) have the house be safe and secure.

Sleep returned around 4:30 this morning, right after the rain ceased.

This morning, it was sunny D - nippy, but gorgeous outside, and most of the water was already drying from the sidewalks and street. I notice, in the sun lit bedroom, that the ceiling is indeed sagging over the corner where the drip, drip, drip made one recall a television ad for a sinus medication no longer in favor.

Crap.

That's what I get for thinking again. I've been looking up at the dirty old shingles on the pitched part of the roof, and thinking .. I'd really like to replace those.

Be careful what you wish for.

After drinking some coffee, devising a clean up list for today's effort, and run over to the most hateful force for financial evil in the consumer world - Bank of America.

Trips to five banks and much teeth gnashing later, I've finally deposited the check I received Friday, and am driving home. I call my Realtor buddy, and tell her the story of bank drama, and realize she probably knows a roofer.

I had thought of calling Kevin, but that's usually only good going one way. And not me asking for assistance. She does in fact know a roofer whom she highly recommends! He'll call you in a minute!

And he does!

While MyJ and I attack the cleaning list, he's trying to find the house. He goes away, comes back with a taller ladder and goes up onto the roof to tell me ..

* the flat roof is open to the elements, and only a sheet of plastic has kept me from getting wet while I slept this last year
* the pitched roof is original to the house (38 years) and all of the flashing is either gone, or beyond repair
* the existing shingles are a color that has been discontinued and he can replace them with black or brown
* he can replace the entire roof for a very reasonable fee. Tomorrow.

Uh, okay then.

That being .. partly resolved, I begin to reflect on that I have allergy issues in my bedroom. If the flat roof (which extends the length of my bedroom) has been .. well, not very roof-y, then, isn't the underlying sheet rock and insulation kind of .. wet and moldy?

Perhaps this is my opportunity to exercise the OTHER random thought I've been holding - that I need to have the insulation in the flat roof re-done to more modern standards.

Crap.

In other household news, today, we cleaned and scrubbed and dusted. We turned the front door handle around so that the pretty part is outside and the not so pretty part isn't inside.

We cleaned out the cabinets, swamped them out where they were dirty, went to the grocery store, mopped, cleaned windows, scrubbed the entry doors on both sides, swept, basically Edgarized.

I'm thinking about color and crown molding in the front rooms and crown molding in my bedroom. Hmmm.

Six out of ten Americans now feel that the war in Iraq was a bad idea.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008


Sunday, January 13, 2008

This is no time to be worried about time

A universe without time?

Reposted from the Houston Chronicle Science Guy blog

If you've got a few minutes of, ahem, time, it might be worth reading a fine article on physics and time that I just stumbled across. The Discover magazine article delves into the role of time in modern theoretical physics.
dali.jpg
Salvador Dali
Was Dali right?

And, my friends, time may not exist:

The trouble with time started a century ago, when Albert Einstein's special and general theories of relativity demolished the idea of time as a universal constant. One consequence is that the past, present, and future are not absolutes. Einstein's theories also opened a rift in physics because the rules of general relativity (which describe gravity and the large-scale structure of the cosmos) seem incompatible with those of quantum physics (which govern the realm of the tiny).

About four decades ago, the renowned physicist John Wheeler, then at Princeton, and the late Bryce DeWitt, then at the University of North Carolina, developed an extraordinary equation that provides a possible framework for unifying relativity and quantum mechanics. But the Wheeler-­DeWitt equation has always been controversial, in part because it adds yet another, even more baffling twist to our understanding of time.

"One finds that time just disappears from the Wheeler-DeWitt equation," says Carlo Rovelli, a physicist at the University of the Mediterranean in Marseille, France. "It is an issue that many theorists have puzzled about. It may be that the best way to think about quantum reality is to give up the notion of time — that the fundamental description of the universe must be timeless."

No one has yet succeeded in using the Wheeler-DeWitt equation to integrate quantum theory with general relativity. Nevertheless, a sizable minority of physicists, Rovelli included, believe that any successful merger of the two great masterpieces of 20th-century physics will inevitably describe a universe in which, ultimately, there is no time.

Scientists already understand that time may break down at very tiny distances, specifically the Planck length. So why not at our scale, too? The question makes physicists uncomfortable. It also makes my head hurt.

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Why should I congratulate you because Hillary won?

It's not like you did something. She and her massive support staff did.

That having been said, I appear to have sold another car. That's two in just a month. Well, two sold and two blocked. Fun stuff!

A seminar this afternoon that gave me the finishing touches for my next email newsletter.

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Something I've said for YEARS

Here's the outrage, but .. where are the pitchforks? Where are the torches?

Monday, January 07, 2008

This may cause some heads to spin

It changed my opinion. SHARPLY changed my opinion.

This will also surprise no one

Your Language Arts Grade: 100%

Way to go! You know not to trust the MS Grammar Check and you know "no" from "know." Now, go forth and spread the good word (or at least, the proper use of apostrophes).

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And, I didn't cheat ONCE

You paid attention during 91% of high school!

85-100% You must be an autodidact, because American high schools don't get scores that high! Good show, old chap!

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This was fun - again

Your score on this personality test was 82%
 

Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural lead, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything once; someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate.

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Thank God!

You are 100% Smarter than a fifth grader.
 

You are smarter than a fifth grader. no doubt. There is no need for you to retake school. Keep on doing your brain excersise like sudokus and crossword puzzles, and you'll soon be smarter than a sixth grader! Good work!

are you smarter than a fifth grader?
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That's, 100% smarter than a PERFECT fifth grader, after reflecting on the number of sides for a trapezoid a while.

Baaaaaaaaad news

Some of my friends say that I'm intelligent, but just haven't been willing to enlighten myself to a more conservative viewpoint.

What kind of extremist are you?
Your Result: Rational Person
 

You consider these questions obvious straw men, designed to distract people from a meaningful investigation of facts and a serious discussion of relevant political issues. How boring.

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And here we have political me, summed up

What is your political ideology?
Your Result: Social Democrat
 

This quiz has defined you as a Social Democrat (you may or may not be a Democratic Socialist as well). In general you are in the Liberal mindset, but wish to take it a step further. You favour the brodening of various social programs and a progressive income tax system to help alleviate social inequality. You wish to change the current social paradigm, but through gradual means.

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However, this will surprise no one

You scored 0% which means you are

a hardcore liberal.

You believe in governmental action to achieve equal opportunity and equality for all, and that it is the duty of the State to alleviate social ills and to protect civil liberties and individual and human rights. Believe the role of the government should be to guarantee that no one is in need. Believe that people are basically good.

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This may surprise you who think I'm Karl Marx's bastard son

You are 23% anti-capitalist!

You have some very minute anti-capitalist tendencies. You may have a small backyard garden, but the majority of your veggies come frozen in bags. You're still very much the consumer.

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No wonder I'm so frustrated all of the time

89% Mike Gravel
89% Dennis Kucinich
83% Barack Obama
81% John Edwards
80% Chris Dodd
79% Joe Biden
76% Hillary Clinton
76% Bill Richardson
39% Rudy Giuliani
31% Ron Paul
30% John McCain
23% Mitt Romney
22% Mike Huckabee
15% Tom Tancredo
13% Fred Thompson

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Friday, January 04, 2008

Some things to think about while the media drools

Huckabee: The candidate for people who think George W. Bush has relied too heavily on science and reason.

Iowa Caucus results, circa 1988- Bob Dole (37%), Pat Robertson (25%), George H. W. Bush (19%), Jack Kemp (11%), and Pete DuPont (7%) (George H.W. Bush became the candidate)

1992: February 10, 1992 - Tom Harkin (76%), "Uncommitted" (12%), Paul Tsongas (4%), Bill Clinton (3%), Bob Kerrey (2%), and Jerry Brown (2%) (Bill Clinton became the candidate)

Don't count anyone out today. The front runners in Iowa aren't guaranteed to be the winners of the nomination.

Thursday, January 03, 2008

When 187 is a victory

After another tough night sleeping, I was anxious about my BG reading this morning - it was 187, which was nearly 100 points lower than the last four mornings.

Two of the closing ads from today's Iowa caucuses -

Hillary Clinton



John Edwards (this one got me a little choked up)



Speaking of John Edwards, here's an outstanding and heartfelt statement about what Plaintiff's lawyers REALLY do.

Steve informs that he got sick last night, and won't be coming until tomorrow. More as that develops.

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

I just have to repost this

From today's Hullabaloo, written by tristero

Wednesday, January 02, 2008


Click And Munch Time

by tristero


Yesterday, I saw Denzel Washington's excellent new film, The Great Debaters, the inspiring story of a debating team from a tiny black college in Texas in 1935. There is much to say about this film - including the portrayal of an emerging African-American middle-class, something that Hollywood rarely deigns to address. But I had an odd thought, after seeing it, connected to my previous post.

While watching "The Great Debaters," I was struck by how everyone is actively, intensely involved in the cultural and political concerns of the film. Of course, such a response to the racism portrayed makes disengagement by anyone, including we viewers, impossible. But the same intensity of participation is equally apparent in the scenes shot in Texas juke-joints, even in the incidental banter at a party.

The world in which "The Great Debaters" takes place is a world that has no place for slackerism. No one, not a single student, parent, sheriff, lyncher, shrugs a shoulder, and "whatevers" the situation.

And that got me imagining what a movie about the current strange American cultural moment would look like. Think about it for a second. The tube's on, they're flashing picture after picture of torture and even murder from Abu Ghraib. We cut from the tv screen to reaction shots of the couple watching the news, jaws hanging slack, absently munching from his 'n hers matching canisters of freshly-wrought Pringles.

The husband blinks twice, points the remote at the camera, we hear a click, then the sound of Jack Bauer's voice threatening some baddie who Doesn't Look Like One Of Us. But it's only for a moment, as the music swells, denoting a 6 or 7 minute break from simulated torture in order to tout the subtle advantages accrued to the viewer if she deploys a particular brand of vaginal douche on her nether regions. Another click, and the grooviest computer graphics imaginable are superimposed over grainy footage of a guy in a gorilla costume while a narrator intones, "As the computer analysis makes clear, it is impossible to tell from the gait whether the creature shown here is human or some species not known to science."

Another click and we're back to the newscast. The correspondent for the Abu Ghraib story signs off, a pensive look marring the studied vapidity of his boytoy face and we dissolve back to the newsroom, carefully decorated to create the appearance of competent reportering. "In other news, the primary race heats up. And it all comes down to haircuts. When we come back, two professional barbers will speak with our senior correspondent in Iowa on what it takes to snip and cut when the leadership of the Free World depends upon the placement of every follicle."

Click. Munch. Click. Munch, munch. Click.

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

It seems that there are some new players in the old "Oil for Food" scandal over which the fundies and rockabillies have been screaming their heads off. Will they be screaming now?

Probably not.

More interesting stuff - it seems that the factual basis behind "climate change" is getting weaker, but that we're going to be hearing about it even more.

More interesting stuff - BMW is bringing their well-proven diesel to the US in 2008; now, I want one. 45 mpg highway? 27 mpg city? BRING IT!

After having read that article, I HAD to go to the BMW website and check out their gas powered 535 - holy SMOKES they have some interior fabrics/colors that are awesome.





These pictures copyright BMW USA from their website.

That's the "Cream Dakota Beige" leather and "Bamboo Anthracite" wood trim.

WOW.

The diesel won't be out until late 2008, so plenty of time to think about it.

Saturday, December 29, 2007

The Manhattan Science of Mind Center

Christ! It's all kinds of information about ..

Christ?

Here is a great article that goes into the "Taking the Christ out of Christmas" thing. It quotes a few references, including this discussion of whether Jesus was a real person, this discussion on the same subject, and this article discussing the "discovery" of the first church in which Christmas was celebrated on December 25.

Saturday somnabulance

Saturday link sausage -

The 50 most loathsome people in the United States - no one left out!

A sensible, indirect funded plan to make the US almost completely energy independent by 2050, with a huge reduction in pollution.

It's nearly 11:00 a.m., and although I've fed myself and read ALL of the internet so far, I haven't gone outside and pulled down the Christmas lights yet.

Went to dinner, car shopping and EJ's with David last night. Dinner was the usual, and then we high tailed it over to Allen Samuels to check out the 2008 Chevy Malibu, which was VERY impressive. Did I mention that it's VERY impressive? WOW. Then, we trotted down to Gillman Honda to look at the new 2008 Accord.

Don't worry, David's looking, I'm just attending.

The new Accord is quite unattractive in person, especially so in lighter colors where the knobs, posts and dimples of the Quasi-Tank design come out to be seen. Both of the Accords that were out in front of the showroom had over $2100 in window tint, paint stripes, floor mats, window etching (both VIN number and a big ACCORD logo) fabric protector and so on. The little salesman was talking a mile a minute, and when David asked me my opinion about the car, I remarked that it was interesting, but that the required 10% markup with crap no rational person would want made it unattractive, and that the uncertain future value of the Malibu was perhaps a better trade off than this.

The tap dancing then began with great earnestness.

Two friends earlier in the week went to visit a friend of theirs who sells at a Honda store (which shall remain nameless, but which can be visited here) to look at the new Honda Fit. They were quoted $18,400 on a car that maxes out price-wise at $16,070 on that dealer's own website. That's an 18% price increase for .. what? A can of Scotchguard, two tape stripes, and floor mats?

EIGHTEEN PERCENT? Now, the analyst inside my head says that the new Fit is going to start depreciating at the MSRP, not the inflated price, so you're paying for .. what, exactly? 803 gallons of gas? A trip to London for the weekend with hotel and theater tickets? To drive a tiny, but well made little car that you made a poor dealer decision about?

Here's the thing that staggers me - the salesman that quoted them this absurd figure was their GOOD FRIEND. I am reminded of when Jeffrey the weird lived with me up in Inwood Forest in 1988 and was working for David McDavid Honda and would come home at night pumped up from his day, talking about "we FUCKED them on that trade in."

Uh .. okay.

So, if you're thinking of shopping for a new Honda (or any car, for that matter,) you may want to call me and ask for a referral and some advice before you go out and your brain glazes over at the pretty, shiny iPod connector and all you hear is a monthly payment amount that's 25% more than you had in mind, but you can convince yourself you can afford.

I'll save you a bunch of money.

Now, we then traipsed up to EJ's Bar & Grill, to which I had not been in attendance since late August before the smoking ban went into effect.

Jarred was there, looking very Jarred-ey. The bar wasn't at all crowded, and it was very amusing to watch the goings-on. Two YOUNG and swishy boys from Colorado sat down adjacent us, one looking like so much unbaked biscuit dough. On the other side of them was a fabulous man with HUGE biceps who was fairly deep into his cups, clearly educated and VERY funny. He and I did some cutting up (he also called Jarred his best friend, not the first .. well, not the fifth homo I've heard say that, and I have to ask myself - uh, what is your standard for best friend aside from someone who mixes a great drink and looks fabulous behind the bar?) and we turned the wit stream on the two doughboys. The inevitable "Gay Republicans are about as dumb a concept as Jewish members of the Hitler Youth" comment came to the fore, and the unbaked biscuit dough (who had a dreadful smell about him - something rotting. I guess if you don't bake rising yeast dough, it starts to spoil) was most offended. I looked at him, and belted out "don't give me that fiscal conservatism bullshit - there's not a one of them that's a fiscal conservative." He says "well, not NOW" and I cut him off with "not since 1980!"

Then, the bicep drunk man starts in with "I voted for W the first time," and I about threw in the towel. He says "well, he ran an oil company!" "Into the GROUND" says I. He retorts "I knew he wasn't good with the money" and I shout "and you voted for him ANYWAY!"

Lord.

Then, more drinks were arriving (for the doughboys and the daft bicep man) and I turned away from them to focus on talking to David.

It was somewhat amusing. It was good to see Jarred. He told me that Jason/Tristan had been unfortunately incarcerated for some time for credit card fraud. Now, I can't remember his last name to save my damned LIFE ('cause if I could, I'd look him up on Public Data.)



Jarred thought he was about to get out of the joint. Said that the last he (Jarred) had heard, Jason looked a twig from all the crack he's been doing. Very interesting.

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Christmas, wrapped

Well, what Christmas highlights do I have?

I ironed the table cloth for more than an hour, and the wrinkles still didn't come fully out of it

Jeremy made sugar free ice cream from a Splenda recipe that I found, and it was terrific

We got pretty much everything cleaned up before today - there is still .. well, every room of the house needs to be scrubbed and polished before my dad comes for a visit, but it was clean enough for company today

We watched Christmas movies most of the day; my VHS player got worked out today for the first time in eons. VHS movies are annoying in their lack of quality. I thought I had Die Hard 2 and "It's a Wonderful Life," and they're gone. I wonder if I sold them years back in the great Amazon sell-off?

I'm playing my CD changer for the first time in .. well, since October of '06. I need to pull most of that out and re-organize it.

I went to 2nd, Unity and St. Martin's yesterday with Guy. It was very illuminating.

I found chargers at Bed, Bath & Beyond for ten bucks.

Everyone's gone now, and I'm alone with the kitchen cleaned, the dishes put away, and the dog sleeping on the front rug. It's 11, and I should be hitting the sack pretty quick here so that I can have a productive day at work.

Thursday, December 20, 2007

This from "Best of Craigslist"

It's awesome!

Dear Conceited Penis..
Date: 2007-11-13, 4:03PM PST


To my amazement, not only have you learned to take pictures of yourself, but you have figured out how to upload them on the computer AND post said pictures in the personal section of Craigslist! Now, having never met a miraculous penis such as yourself, who can do things without knowledge or consent of anyone, I thought I'd tell you how this works.

1. Believe it or not, you have an owner. Your owner and I are in a committed relationship where:
a. he is allowed to play with you,
b. I'm allowed to play with you, OR
c. WE together are allowed to play with you.
If for some reason you find someone else's mouth, fingers, vagina, or asshole in, on, or around you..SCREAM. Play dead, blow your emergency whistle, do something and then at the earliest convenience, tell me.

2. A conceited penis is the first place STD's run to. I'm not sure you've used the computer for anything other than begging for an STD but maybe the next time you sign on you should Wikipedia that shit. I, not having a miraculous vagina who thinks for itself, need to speak up and tell you, thats not something we, as in my vagina and myself, want.

3. With your outstanding knowledge of the human world, you should probably do right by your owner and fess up to clear his name. I will not be playing with you or him until someone comes clean and explains to me what exactly happened. I saw the response in his e-mail, did the research, put 2 and 2 together and found out that one of you posted the ad for Adult Fun with a man, woman, or both. He denies that he had anything to do with it but YOU are in the picture along with MY comforter. One of you is lying. If one of you would just be honest then I wouldn't have to put his belongings, or yours, out in the front yard. For the time being, I'm giving both of you the BOTD. Time is wasting...


4. If you decide that you can use your extraordinary abilities for something other than wreaking havoc on my life and would like to confess by either responding to this or maybe writing me a letter of confession then I would gladly give your owner a 2nd chance. He stands his ground on his innocence and as much as I'd like to believe him, I'd need to know who did it and why first. You could put the letter on my pillow and you wouldn't even have to sign your name, I'd just know.

5. I understand you penises go through an "active" phase, but you are suppose to eventually grow out of that. Considering the number of people you've been with and the amount of times you've done it, most would assume you'd be tired. You're not the 20 year old you used to be, your balls agree, just ask your knees.

Now that we have the basics covered, I'll give you a fair amount of time to do what's right. Until then, I will not amuse you in any way, I will not please you either. I will sit here and wait..probably wondering how you got a picture from that angle all by yourself. And you'll know when your time is up.

Sincerely,
JV

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

I'm not so sure...

That people know what various things mean.

I am pretty sure that most people who ask questions don't really want the answers; they want validation. They have some cockamamie scheme cooked up in their heads based on their assumptions (mostly in their favor) of how things SHOULD be, and then commence to executing said cockamamie plan without input.

Then, they think "Hey! I should ask someone REALLY smart about this." So, they dial (my) digits, and ask their .. um .. question. And, it's not really a question, it's more of a hypothetical, partially developed, with their own conclusion stuck on the ass end of it like a bright red caboose.

Hell, even the railroads did away with cabeese about thirty years ago.

But, there it lingers - tagging along like a big pimple.

Where I keep making the mistake is in .. um .. trying to reach out and gently smack these people into some sort of connection with reality and tell them just how things really are.

"Uh, no, your illegal alien boyfriend has no choices or options to stay in the country. If he gets pulled over for a burnt tail light, make sure he hasn't packed anything too big to fit on the big ICE bus."

"'If your employer pays it to you and it's not a specific expense reimbursement, yes, it goes on your W-2.' 'But, let's say it's Tuesday, and the sky is purple, and they've only been paying me that for ten months, not all year, and I have to work from home sometimes, and the Republicans win the White House again - THEN is it taxable?'"

Just as a few recent examples.

I need to practice shutting my big trap, and waiting until they stop telling me how it is, and then invite them to make an appointment.

Will I remember this (tomorrow, when this will again inevitably present itself?) I don't know.

I had a dream about being a Forum leader last night. It was pretty delicious.

So, another thing I'm not so sure of. I'm not so sure that "bisexual" anymore means that a man has sex with both men and women. I think that it has changed in meaning, just as "gay" has, and "compassionate conservative" and "tax break."

I think that "bisexual" now means "I want the world to think I'm 'normal' (i.e., heterosexual) but I really want to be a man's sex slave. In a dress."

Life was less complicated in the 1970's.

I feel like I've discovered Detroit. I grew up in Michigan, and Detroit was a place we went to go to a really big mall, or to catch an airplane. It never was a place with a history. I've been reading a lot about it lately, and it's .. um .. wow. Almost like the lost city of Atlantis.

N8 gave me a Christmas present and a card today. He's a nice man.

I haven't felt much like doing a damned thing lately. Well, this week. I have, however, structured getting the office furniture moved around, and, for my next trick, the office is going to be CLEANED. How about them apples?

Friday, December 14, 2007

It's not the freedom of religion

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof;
United States Constitution, Amendment I

As in, the government won't PICK one and make it the one we all abide by.

Monday, December 10, 2007

Monday, Monday ver. 1981.01

First, some linkage. Most educated people are aware that the bible is horribly inconsistent, internally conflicted and sometimes irreconcilably so - sort of like Hillary Clinton's messages - but, rarely do we see something that clearly points out just how bad it gets. I mean, Chapters 1 & 2?

The other day, my new fabulous friend Jillian was in the office and asked me a question about big fag homos who dress and behave in overt ways in public and .. that lead to a BIG conversation about sexuality, which I said was a complex interaction of self-identity, choice and genetics. And, here we have this fabulous discussion of exactly that. Brian says she's wrong for the most part, but correct about point #2. His thoughts "But most geneticists would say she's wrong, in that genetic coding isn't just a series of light switches that turn on and off. Genetic coding is fairly subtle. It's more like millions of little microswitches that, when taken as a whole, help determine the thought processes that dictate how a person responds to a situation." Which is just like my thought that it's just WAY complex, and rather individualized. Brian also points out that Dr. Ruth still says there's no such thing as a bisexual man. How does that explain .. ? What does that mean, exactly?

I was right; the front motor mount is again broken.

Phaeton hope springs eternal; this morning, someone posts that they have figured out how to replace the OnStar module with the new Tuareg Bluetooth module so that one's mobile device will work with the Phaeton's infotainment system. And, the guy in Chicago who's selling his 05 V8 Phaeton 4 seat in luxury black heliochrome with walnut wood.. he'll be posting pictures here shortly.

I need to get my act on the road.

Friday, December 07, 2007

Mitt Romney fields questions after his big speech yesterday:

I love this guy - I actually subscribe to his daily posts along with a few hundred or thousand other people so that he can keep on writing.

This is the most cheery discussion of the silliness of the LDS faith; nearly as nuts as Scientology.

Cheers and Jeers: Rum and Coke FRIDAY!
by Bill in Portland Maine
Fri Dec 07, 2007 at 02:52:27 PM PST

From the GREAT STATE OF MAINE...

Mitt Romney fields questions after his big speech yesterday:

Reporter: So Joseph Smith put the golden plates in a hat?

Romney: Well, I really don’t want to get into all the nuts and bolts about...

Reporter: And he translated what was on the plates with what, again?

Romney: The Urim and Thummim.

Reporter: Can you spell that?

Romney: No. Look, the point is that religion and politics should never be...

Reporter: And the angel Macaroni told him where the plates were?

Romney: Moroni! It's the Angel Moroni! And I really don’t see why...

Reporter: Did anyone else see these gold plates?

Romney: Look, guys, this is getting way off-topic, and...

Reporter: Isn’t it odd that Joseph Smith put the plates in a hat...then read the words on the plates to a transcriber...who was writing behind a curtain...and then Smith buried the plates so there's no independent verification that they ever existed?

Romney: Oh, they exist, pal...they exist! And if you say one more goddam word about...

Reporter: Hey, you're not supposed to swear!

Romney: I know, I know. I'm sorry. I just... I just want to talk about why my faith won’t interfere with my being president, is all. So if I could just say...

Reporter: Now, your church considered blacks to be cursed during its first 150 years. So when that position was reversed recently, in 1978, was there an adjustment period where it was like, Hey, this is a little freaky...

Romney: No!

Reporter: Like, Hey, get outta my chair! Oops, I forgot, you're on our team now...

Romney: I'm not answering that!

Reporter: Governor Romney, about the Planet Kobol. As president would you have NASA send some sort of a probe to explore the surface of...

Romney: That's it! We're done here.

Reporter: Would you say your magic underw...er, sacred garments are in a twist?

Romney: God, I need a drink... Of water! Of water!

[Ker-SLAM!!]

62% of Texans think country is off on the wrong track

Source article, with links

TX-Sen: John Cornyn Fares Poorly in Statewide Poll
by KTinTX
Thu Dec 06, 2007 at 07:07:24 PM PST

(From the diaries -- kos)

I'd like to announce some really great (and even surprising) poll results regarding the Texas Senate race here in Texas. The following poll was conducted a couple weeks ago by Lake Research, a highly regarded polling firm. Analysis of each major point will be below the section.

The survey was conducted among 500 registered voters in Texas who are likely to vote in the 2008 General Election. The survey was conducted November 13-18, 2007. The margin of error for the full sample is +/- 4.4 percentage points.

* KTinTX's diary :: ::
*

1. Opinion of John Cornyn

40% favorable
22% unfavorable
24% no opinion
14% never heard of him

Cornyn has been a statewide elected official since 1990- he's been a Supreme Court Justice, Attorney General, and Senator. Given all that, only 62% of Texans know enough of Cornyn to have an opinion of him. That's pretty shocking but verifies the rumors I heard earlier this year from other polls that said about a 1/3 of the state has no idea who he is. So even though Rick Noriega, like most Texas Democrats, is not well known by the general electorate yet, Sen. Cornyn does not enjoy as large of an name ID advantage as we might think.

2. Job Approval of John Cornyn

36% favorable
41% unfavorable
23% no opinion

Cornyn continues to maintain a net negative job approval rating in stark contrast to Texas' other Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison who fairs over 20% points better. While 1/4th of voters don't know enough to have an opinion, those who do clearly aren't happy with what they see. Cornyn's base of support is weak and there is a large pool of voters who seek change.

3. Re-Elect of John Cornyn

31% vote to re-elect
16% vote to replace
53% consider someone else

Texas voters are very open to replacing Cornyn as 69% want to replace or will consider replacing him. Having a 31% re-elect number is awful for Cornyn and is probably one of the most concerning results for him in this poll.

4. Approval of Bush in Texas

20% very favorable
22% favorable
16% unfavorable
37% very unfavorable

The President has lost the support of his home state with a 53% unfavorable rating to 42% favorable among Texans. Talk about a turnaround. Bush is the personification of the Texas Republican Party. If voters are rejecting him, including 37% who deeply disapprove, the Democratic nominee can count on a larger and more passionate partisan base vote in 2008. Cornyn's continued attempts to tie himself to the President will only serve to drag him down.

5. Country Right/Wrong Track

62% Country off on the wrong track
28% Country heading in right direction

Wow. Those numbers indicate that Texans think that the country has not only gone off in a wrong direction, but that's it's jumped clearly off the tracks. Cornyn's claims that we need to stay the course in Iraq, stay the course on tax cuts causing a ballooning deficit, and stay the course on a health care system that is broken are so out of touch the only course he'll be staying on is a golf course after we retire him from office in 2008.

Thursday, December 06, 2007

Peace returns to the office

I have a 5:30 appointment to go to some wine tasting thing offered by a commercial lender. And, I have said I'd attend some fashion show at 8:00 p.m. that the title rep (who's smokin' hot, but less reliable than a 1986 Hyundai Excel) wanted me to meet him at.

The wine tasting thing turns out to have been at 6:30, not 5:30, and the people there were just creepy.

Thoughts from my friend David -

One of the things they are leaving out of this story about the sub-prime rate freeze is that the owners of the debt (sub-prime mortgages or anything tainted by sub-prime such as mortgage backed securities) are NO LONGER required to re-price these assets on a monthly or quarterly basis as has been the case. The balance sheets in question will no longer reflect market value. This will allow institutions to hold securities of unknown value on their books without any valuation reserve or write-down (Regulations on the freeze action have not been released). This is exactly what the Japanese banks did in the 90’s when they did not quickly clean up their balance sheets and deal with the problem, and many of them still have bad debt from the late 80’s on their books. SO, the result of this is that there will be a ticking time bomb in the banking / financial system AGAIN.



This action is too late to make any real impact on the housing problem. Real estate prices everywhere have already fallen and will continue to do so until there is something of a more normal relationship between real estate prices and their historic place in the proverbial “basket of goods”. Again, the last time real estate markets peaked in the middle of the decade was in the 1920’s (1925 to be exact) and they did not begin to level out until 1934 and not rise until the early 1940’s. Today’s action only moves off the inevitable day of dealing with these underwater loans and thereby creates a longer-term problem than would otherwise be the case. This freeze requires homeowners to have 3% equity in their property in order to qualify, as prices continue to decline this will be fewer and fewer. Unfortunately, the ball has already gone over the edge of the building



This action is very similar to the actions taken in the early part of the S&L disaster when the sick institutions were allowed to keep “goodwill” on their balance sheets and classify it as core capital… and we all remember where that mess ended up. Not dealing with real problems in the financial and banking systems always ends in disaster eventually. However, it allows those in power a quick fix and allow them to pass the problem on the next administration to deal with… Regan did it to old Bush and now little Bush is doing it to whomever…



Earnings at the financial institutions will appear to be significantly improved soon as they will not have to make any of those HUGE (billions of dollars) write-downs on their portfolios any time soon, but they will come.

This is just so delightful

Rubla Rhan
by Hunter
Wed Dec 05, 2007 at 08:51:26 PM PST

In grand New York, under Pale Male's wing
Where the subways hum, and taxis sing
There lived a man who liked his bling
And who would screw most anything.

With his wife he became bored
but yet his bald libido roared
So to the Hamptons he would soar
And charged his sex romps to the poor.

"Why not?" he cried, "I deserve to roam,
And smell the ocean's salty foam.
These funds may help the homeless, true,
But does not my d*ck need shelter too?"

Mere protocol would not deter,
the funds were easily transferred;
his mistress preened, her family purred,
and the city worked as their chauffeurs.


Courageously, he seized that day
(And other things along the way)
And his wife thought him a jerk
(And still the radios did not work.)

Still he was not happy, though:
He sought a quicker place to go,
A private place for a quick perk
Within walking distance from his work.

So a stately Terror Dome he built
On ground where previous blood was spilt
With a private room in which to snog
(And police to walk his girlfriend's dog.)

But one day thunder shook the ground;
The buildings fell, the skies profound
In tragedy, and yet in death unbound
Our Adonis soon would be renowned...


Our hero, grim, undaunted! Look!
See him rise through ash and soot!
As the city lifted voice in prayer
Rubla Rhan was quickly there.

Our hero knew, in smoke and din
That what was needed most was him
Look at him walk! He stood quite firm --
And tried to stay on past his term.

Yes, through tragedy and sordid spree
Our Romeo will always be
The inverse of a Kennedy
Who asks: What can my city do for me?

Still, there is just one more dream,
yet one more path, a greater gleam,
A place beyond the city lights
Where power peaks at lofty heights.

A place past agencies coerced,
Beyond cops and dogs and humps perverse,
And power over the city's purse
And radios, and bombs, and worse.


And so he dreams of his ascent
And thinks to himself alone, when spent,
How many more there are, content,
that I could screw as President!

Monday, December 03, 2007

No cue cards, no teleprompters, and no second takes--legendary funnyman Sid Caesar pioneered live television sketch comedy with his 1950s sitcoms Your Show of Shows and Caesar's Hour. This classic sketch is "Argument to Beethoven's 5th," Sid Caesar and Nanette Fabray play a married couple in a argument with pantomimed action and the dialogue is classic music.Enjoy!

Normally, I wouldn't shill for another retailers, but..



Sunday, December 02, 2007

My good friend Alma writes me:

I definitely know about the social security problem.

The sad fact is that the government uses it both ways: if you’re the legitimate holder of a particular SSN, they can refuse to send your payments until you prove to their satisfaction that you’re the legitimate party, while at the same time accepting payment from anyone who uses the number. It would be very easy to flag any number being used by more than one person and insist on clarification, but it’s pretty obvious why that hasn’t happened.

Right now (although the numbers are murky) I think it’s quite likely that illegals contribute more than they take out.

It’s the whole problem of what happens with their American kids and grandkids – born here, badly educated, ill-served by the medical system, and facing an economy based on labor policies that bear a sneaking resemblance to a Ponzi scheme.