Ah, Bill in Portland Maine

This guy is someone who's regular posts on Kos make me smile. I'm just going to show you the whole thing:

Iraq will become a Shiite theocracy.

General Patraeus will eventually be thrown on the scrapheap with all the other generals who displeased President Bush, Vice President Cheney, and Secretary of Vengeance Lieberman. A few months after he resigns he'll tell a congressional subcommittee that the Commander-in-Chief is insane.

The next "general" to be put in charge of Iraq will be a private contractor from Blackwater. Within 30 seconds of his appointment Senator Lindsay Graham will praise the amazing progress that "Skullcrusher Tim" is making.

"Atrios" is really Walter Cronkite. Duncan Black is his doorman.

Homes will soon be so cheap that they'll be offered as a free gift with the purchase of a flat-screen TV.

Free gift is redundant.

The first blogger to win a Pulitzer Prize will be either Digby or Glenn Greenwald.

The Catholic church isn’t sorry for its behavior during its decades-long, hierarchy-wide orgy with children. It is sorry, however, for getting caught. This is also true for whorehouse-frequenting "fidelity hawk" David Vitter, a sitting United States Senator whom children used to look up to but no longer do.

America's government is in a constitutional crisis but it's no big deal.

President Bush is to Congress as Cat is to Cat Box.

Democratic candidates who advocate for the poor must be poor themselves or else they're hypocrites. Democrats who promote environmental responsibility must stop using electricity and gas altogether or they're hypocrites. Republicans may flaunt their wealth and have sex with whores without penalty.

It's currently the middle of July. If you blink it'll be December.