Have you noticed how hopped up most people are about illegal immigration?

Personally, I've never understood it - these people come here, live a low-level existence, work for pay we wouldn't accept doing jobs we wouldn't do (oh, by the way, by "we," I mean WHITE people, not brown people.) They do not, contrary to popular belief, clog our emergency rooms with unpaid medical requests, and they definitely do not take Social Security or other public benefits. Yes, some of them get drunk and shoot at people, and some are robbers, and some are murderers - in case you missed it, they're not the ONLY ones doing this. In fact, they're in the minority.

Hey, I made a funny!

Today, the Wall Street Journal did something VERY funny - they called a spade a spade! Except, it wasn't a spade spade, it was a KKK white bigotry spade thing:

"The fact is their (conservatives) objection is fundamentally cultural, but they can't say that. It's the biggest unspoken truth at the center of this debate. They can't talk about it."

"The real lie of this is that they make the whole debate about illegal immigration. They don't want them here legally."

"(Conservatives) want to make their (illegal aliens) lives so miserable that they'll just leave."

"They claim to like legal immigration... as long as its from eastern Europe."

"There's a real divide between the members of Congress, the Republicans, who realize that they are in deep trouble if they go into the election again as the anti immigration party."

"The Republicans will be a permanent minority by 2007."

How about THEM apples? If you shoot off about how the WSJ is a liberal commie pinko newspaper, I'm going to take you out behind the woodshed and make you spend the summer learning what the facts are.