Christmas report

So, we went to Aunt Roxanne's for the day about 0930.. Corned beef, eggs, crescent rolls, etc. the 14 of them were all bellowing endlessly. They talk about nothing, and all chime in with repetitions and commentary. No one listens to anything anyone says, so a statement is repeated six times as each aunt catches on.

Then, we opened presents. That was fun, except that everyone continued to bellow over everyone else. My cousin JJ is the worst - she has to dominate everything.

Did I mention that these people are crazy?

Everyone sort of settled out, and we had some quiet time - say 75db or so. A friend of the family's stopped in, he's 91 and gets around well.

So, he's walking into the living room, trips on a game box (Scrabble) that someone thought would be well placed there instead of on the kitchen counter where it was.) down he goes like a Weeble. Hits his head on the corner of a heavy glass coffee table.

Thus, I'm at a local hospital ER with the 91 year old.

This seems to be my year for ER