A Heart Attack


An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack and his family drove
wildly to get him to the emergency room.

After what seemed like a very long wait, the E.R.
Doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face.

Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid he is brain-dead, but his heart is still
beating."

"Oh, dear God," cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks
with shock! "We've never had a Republican in the family!"