Notes to file

Note to file: Don't EVER presume that the shop vac is ready for use when you have room mates.

Note to file: Don't EVER vacuum fireplace ashes with a shop vac that does not have the air filter in place

Note to file: Don't EVER leave your laptop on the coffee table when you have room mates known to break .. well, anything .. and he says he's not tired and isn't planning on going to bed yet

Note to file: If you want to decorate for Halloween with a thick, even patina of fine dust, the best way to do that is to vacuum the fireplace ashes with a shop vac that has no air filter